Anthony Davis of the New Orleans Pelicans is a card-carrying member of the BROWED AND PROUD club, thanks to his awesome UNIBROW.
And he’s always had a little fun with it. When he was coming into the league, he trademarked the phrases “Fear the Brow” and “Raise the Brow.”
And now, Anthony is taking it a step further. He’s looking for a new personal assistant, and one qualification is very, very important to him. He’d really like it to be someone who also rocks a unibrow.
He posted a listing on Craigslist, and it’s legit, because he also shared it on Facebook. The job duties include, quote, “Dry cleaning runs . . . meeting with fans and doing media interviews . . .”
“Some ball skills preferred, but not required . . . able to move around town and keep a low profile . . . preferably 6-foot-5 or taller and a good dresser.”
And “Unibrow or heavy eyebrows are a plus. Please send photos.”